IMPORTANT! NEWS
Not daily news nor weekly or even monthly, this category is where we announce stuff and we’ll only do it when we’ve got something to say rather than when we need to fill up the paper. So, it’s important! news. It won’t be fake but it might just have a bit of spin about it and make use of positive, uplifting adjectives and adverbs, like beautiful and beautifully. It may contain phrases like absolutely gorgeous and totally sexy and will probably encourage you to look at the absolutely gorgeous and totally sexy silk scarves. They really are beautiful.